{"id":2742,"date":"2016-07-14T10:12:05","date_gmt":"2016-07-14T17:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/a-mountain.com\/?p=2742"},"modified":"2016-07-15T09:55:17","modified_gmt":"2016-07-15T16:55:17","slug":"happy-bastille-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/?p=2742","title":{"rendered":"Tucson’s streets"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am constantly astonished at the activity on Tucson roads. Barriers are everywhere, blocking lanes, creating detours,\u00a0stopping traffic. It’s astonishing because the roads only\u00a0get worse. One county supervisor who seeks reelection says she will fix the roads. If she does, it will be only because she is GOD. Only God can fix Tucson’s\u00a0streets. They have been for caca for most of the 20th and all of the 21st centuries. The explanation you hear is that Tucson temperatures are extreme, really hot and then really cold.\u00a0But why then is Phoenix able to maintain roads like glass? My friend Zoe\u00a0theorizes that it’s a lot like Tucson’s TV news. There’s a rule that it has to be bad, and\u00a0another\u00a0one says the streets have to be so bad as to punish your kidneys. Zoe says it’s the price you pay for the sunrises and sunsets.<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am constantly astonished at the activity on Tucson roads. Barriers are everywhere, blocking lanes, creating detours,\u00a0stopping traffic. It’s astonishing because the roads only\u00a0get worse. One county supervisor who seeks reelection says she will fix the roads. If she does, it will be only because she is GOD. Only God can fix Tucson’s\u00a0streets. They have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[373,374,375],"class_list":["post-2742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tucson-streets","tag-tucson-traffic","tag-tucson-tv-news","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2742"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2753,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2742\/revisions\/2753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}