{"id":2497,"date":"2015-12-02T15:14:33","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T22:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/a-mountain.com\/?p=2497"},"modified":"2015-12-02T15:16:34","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T22:16:34","slug":"swept-away-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/?p=2497","title":{"rendered":"Swept away"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Mr. Krutch: What makes you fume?<\/h3>\n

An easy answer, my lad, Desert Broom.<\/h3>\n

Why is that, sir?<\/h3>\n

There\u2019s no proper place here for broom.<\/h3>\n

It is a rotten unrepentant renegade.<\/h3>\n

It has cotton mouth and spits it into the desert like a spittoon.<\/h3>\n

The broom sucks water and takes all the room.<\/h3>\n

<\/h3>\n

It sweeps up its quietly vegetating neighbors makes them weep for water.<\/h3>\n

It is oppressive, anarchical and an annoying mutant.<\/h3>\n

If it were a person, it would be Vladimir Putant.<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Mr. Krutch: What makes you fume? An easy answer, my lad, Desert Broom. Why is that, sir? There\u2019s no proper place here for broom. It is a rotten unrepentant renegade. It has cotton mouth and spits it into the desert like a spittoon. The broom sucks water and takes all the room. It sweeps […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2497"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2501,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2497\/revisions\/2501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}