{"id":2321,"date":"2015-08-10T10:43:23","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T17:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/a-mountain.com\/?p=2321"},"modified":"2015-08-10T11:30:19","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T18:30:19","slug":"trump-emerges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/?p=2321","title":{"rendered":"Trump emerges"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Gays used to come out of the closet.<\/h3>\n<h3>Trump, however, has come out of the boys locker room, and is still snapping his towel at selected targets. Cover yourself!<\/h3>\n<h3>Seems to be a lot of hand wringing among the other Republicans presidential candidates on how to handle The\u00a0Donald. They all should quit\u00a0unless they can deal with him on his terms: twist his nipples, grab his ass, give him noogies and pants him.<\/h3>\n<h3>This is now the essence of the Republican Party.<\/h3>\n<h3>Let the mud wrestling begin.<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gays used to come out of the closet. Trump, however, has come out of the boys locker room, and is still snapping his towel at selected targets. Cover yourself! Seems to be a lot of hand wringing among the other Republicans presidential candidates on how to handle The\u00a0Donald. They all should quit\u00a0unless they can deal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[309,317],"class_list":["post-2321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-donald-trump","tag-republican-presidential-candidates","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2321"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2333,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321\/revisions\/2333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}