{"id":2129,"date":"2015-04-19T10:08:09","date_gmt":"2015-04-19T17:08:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/a-mountain.com\/?p=2129"},"modified":"2015-04-19T10:10:52","modified_gmt":"2015-04-19T17:10:52","slug":"paper-or-plastic-governor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/?p=2129","title":{"rendered":"Paper or plastic governor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Guv Doogie:<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for signing the bill that bans Arizona cities from banning plastic bags. It\u2019s a bad thing to let people decide what they want. Because you really know your bags and people don\u2019t know Diddley. Have you been to Sasabe?\u00a0There\u2019s a forest of plastic bags there as far as the eye can see. It would make your day.<\/p>\n<p>Your friend in filth,<\/p>\n<p>Pigpen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Guv Doogie: Thank you for signing the bill that bans Arizona cities from banning plastic bags. It\u2019s a bad thing to let people decide what they want. Because you really know your bags and people don\u2019t know Diddley. Have you been to Sasabe?\u00a0There\u2019s a forest of plastic bags there as far as the eye [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[285],"tags":[284,283,282],"class_list":["post-2129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-ass-governors","tag-arizona-gov-doug-ducey","tag-doug-ducey","tag-governor-douglas-ducey","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2129"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2132,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2129\/revisions\/2132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}