{"id":1750,"date":"2014-07-08T21:34:13","date_gmt":"2014-07-09T04:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/a-mountain.com\/?p=1750"},"modified":"2014-07-09T12:46:35","modified_gmt":"2014-07-09T19:46:35","slug":"iambic-pork-belly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/auslander.online\/?p=1750","title":{"rendered":"Iambic pork belly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JC Martin responded to this post thus:<\/p>\n<p><em>As one of the six or seven identified readers of A Mountain I have several comments: I rather like the idea of cherry jam and sauerkraut and \u00a0poetry based on the stock market but then, I haven&#8217;t &#8220;gotten,&#8221; poetry with the possible exception of Billy Collins for years.<\/em><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><em>june<\/em><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes a thing doesn\u2019t seem quite right, makes you a little squirmy. You scratch your head and look at your feet, kick a little dust. Some people call it the willies. I get that way when I think about spreading sauerkraut with cherry jam. Don\u2019t ask how such a thought occurs to me. There\u2019s no answer. I think weird.<\/p>\n<p>As the six or seven regular readers of this wobbly little virtual corner know, I dabble in poetry. Don\u2019t misunderstand. I don\u2019t write it, could never presume to do so \u2014 save a limerick of questionable taste. Or two. I circle poetry.<\/p>\n<p>To be sure I am no critic, having only a passing \u2014 fleeting, really \u2014 acquaintance with iambic pentameter. I was never properly introduced. \u00a0Nonetheless, my timbers were shivered when I received notice that the University of Arizona Poetry Center was to host what seems to me an unusual event: A presentation that will offer \u201cinsights into the relationship between poetry and the financial world. Come listen to what happens when the stock market becomes your muse!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I can say that if the stock market were my Muse, I would suffer from an enduring sense of loss. It&#8217;s the sort of loss you are permitted to write off your income tax at a rate of three grand a year. The crash-bang-thunk you hear is not onomatopoeia.<\/p>\n<p>Does this not have the feeling\/appeal of French cherry preserves being slathered on sauerkraut?<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, I might\u00a0find\u00a0some poetic charm in options, rather than expiring worthless, quadrupling in value and instilling the joy of rolling the hard eight at the craps table. I might even put some fancy dance steps to that sort of poetry. And there might be serious sonnets inspired by pork belly futures. Don&#8217;t get me started on gold, the Euro-dollar pair, Exchange Traded Funds or swaps. It all rhymes with greed.<\/p>\n<p>For those who read poetry with a British accent, the ticker crawl at the bottom of the Greed Channel screen might parse in a way that nuzzles \u2014 even caresses \u2014 the ear. But it seems at best a remote possibility.<\/p>\n<p>In any event, I shall try to keep an open mind. I am always open to moolah, iambic or free verse. Perhaps it is a good way to get in touch with your inner Gekko.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JC Martin responded to this post thus: As one of the six or seven identified readers of A Mountain I have several comments: I rather like the idea of cherry jam and sauerkraut and \u00a0poetry based on the stock market but then, I haven&#8217;t &#8220;gotten,&#8221; poetry with the possible exception of Billy Collins for years. 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